The Curmudgeon Survey

It's a nice, crisp morning. The lovely sun shines. And you are a bot with one objective: Acquire a Wubway coupon by taking the Curmudgeon Survey.

Will you complete the survey? Will you do it? Will you quit? Perhaps argue? 

The fate of your Wubway order discount all falls in your 01010000101010101 hands...

Note: This game contains some sexual themes, although more bizarre than explicit.